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Twisted Sister

my sister compared me to Cinderella; I thought she meant I was beautiful until she said what she REALLY meant is that I’m too busy to clean my kitchen properly, which attracts mice and birds.

8 Responses to “Twisted Sister”

Dang! Some people are soooo picky. The mice and birds will eat the bugs. Duh!

Peggy, February 10 2007

My Grandmother isd just like that and we just try to ignore her she is the real cinderellas step mother!!! or at least she acts like it.

alexis, February 11 2007

How whimsical…instead of thinking it nasty, think of them pulling a carriage and flying with clothes in their wee beaks…smile.

Deb Davis, March 6 2007

But did she say that the mice and birds were your only friends?

Brandy, March 8 2007

what;s not to love?

greenepadad, March 8 2007

there is no accounting for your sisters thought processes…good luck with her

tina, March 8 2007

How sad, begging for votes…..

http://community.livejournal.com/gaymers/343090.html?view=2986034#t2986034

Admins, take note here….

Mister Moo, March 11 2007

Dirty little birds and ratty little mice! Lawd!

George C.O., March 12 2007

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