I started talking so fast, I couldn’t keep up with what I was saying.
February 27th, 2007the only toys I was buying were for myself or my husband.
February 27th, 2007my husband told me he was meeting the guys at Hooters and I congratulated him for his new interest in wildlife and asked if they needed help with fundraisers.
February 27th, 2007I received an invitation for my 25th high school reunion and then realized it belonged to my son!!
February 27th, 2007I finally took the car in for an oil change and there wasn’t anything to change.
February 27th, 2007catching the flu became a positive experience…vomiting and diarrhea guaranteed rapid weight loss and some much needed “alone” time.
February 26th, 2007You get caught exhaustedly waiting in front of a public phone next to a cigarette machine that you put coins into and a coworker spied you waiting for your cigarettes and asks “out of a telephone?”
February 26th, 2007I walked into my apartment, sprawled out on the sofa and turned on the television……….and then realized I do not have a plasma TV or a husband.
February 26th, 2007…I was chopping a head of lettuce, and my son, with a look of wonder in his eyes, said, “You’re making HOME-MADE salad.”
February 26th, 2007I found that every day I was eating breakfast while writing the bills AND sitting on the toilet!
February 26th, 2007
