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The Ivy Chronicles, by Karen Quinn
When turbocharged Park Avenue mom Ivy Ames finds she’s been downsized from her high-powered corporate job and her marriage, she swiftly realizes that she’s going to need a whole new way to support herself and her two private-school daughters. At first she does the obvious thing: she panics. Then she decides to put her years of marketing savvy to work and dreams up a brilliant new business – helping upscale New Yorkers get their little darlings into the most exclusive kindergartens.
Ivy enters a parent-eat-parent world where the egos are directly proportional to their owner’s enormous incomes, peopled by her only-in-Manhattan clients, including:
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Lilith Radmore-Stein, a newspaper mogul who is willing to risk her entire empire in a demented effort to get her son admitted to Harvard Day
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Omar Kutcher (“Kutcher the Butcher”), a cold-blooded mob boss who seeks Ivy’s counsel on whether to bump off or pay off the powers-that-be to get his “little pistol” into the city’s best all-girls catholic school
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Stu Needleman, Ivy’s most obnoxious client, who threatens to ruin her if she won’t help his four-year-old unibrowed daughter cheat on her kindergarten entrance exam
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Willow Bliss and Tiny Herrera, the bi-racial lesbian parents of an adopted wheelchair bound black child who is the “triple crown of diversity” that every school will covet
From the backstabbers of corporate America to the leading toddlers of Fifth Avenue, The Ivy Chronicles is more than an insider’s look at this elite and utterly preposterous universe. It is also a tale of midlife reinvention and unexpected romance – for anyone who has ever lost what he or she holds dear and had to start over again.
Author Karen Quinn knows whereof she speaks. After losing her own high-powered corporate job, she, like Ivy, started a business advising well-heeled Manhattanites on private school admissions. Her hilarious take on this terminally privileged, over-the-top world where even tots carry resumes will have readers snorting with laughter through every delicious page.
“A very funny and frequently eye-popping tale of unnatural selection in the jungle of New York City’s private kindergartens. Karen Quinn introduces us to a crazy world where parental ambition gets passed onto kids like a disease and childhoods are traded like stocks. If you think you may be a neurotic parent, read this and feel sane.”
—Allison Pearson, author of I Don’t Know How She Does It
